Drugs, Chronic Pain, and maybe Death

At 10:45 this morning I'll be going in for major sugary, the oral extraction of my wisdom. I could die from the anesthesia, suffer from chronic pain for days, and go crazy from taking the pain pills. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Religion

Very interesting stuff

Presidents and Proverbs

I was watching CNN yesterday(gotta love the liberal media), and they
had a guy on who was talking about how it was Al Gore who won the 2000
election. This is true, it is also true that Bill Clinton was
impeached for his "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!",
and yet still finished out his term as president.

"All is fair in love and war"

Star Wars

It gives me happy feelings knowing that little kids are being exposed to the classic...

Alligators

Did you know that alligators have serial numbers printed on the inside of their skulls?

Calendars

Larry's calendars are obsolete, because everything is now digital.

Girlfriends and Subway

I'm using a guest quote this morning, I hope you don't mind, and I hope I'm not misquoting.

"A good girlfriend is like a subway sandwich, tasty, filling, and healthy. A bad girlfriend is like Mc. Donald's, unhealthy, cheap, and always leaving you wanting more."

Again I'm sorry if I misquoted, I haven't heard this spoken in over a year(and there could be a reason for that...)