Shaving

After waiting for the last five days, I finally shaved last night! It's amazing how much friendlier your face feels after getting rid of the excess stubble. Shaving is also great fun, besides the fact that you're scraping a razor blade over your jugular, you get the aerosol can of shaving gel that expands to a very nice smelling lather when you put in on your face. I think men have fast growing facial hair, just so they have an excuse to shave it off every day.

Norm Job

Peeve of the day:
Three minutes before your supposed to punch out, your coworker gives you one last thing to do, making you punch out seven minutes late, seven minutes that you'll never get back.

Personal Carrot

Being somebody's carrot is great fun, it's kinda like being somebody's personal fitness trainer, only you taste better.

Cell Phones

Cell phones are amazing gadgets, communication to anybody in the world, sitting there in your pocket, but they're also extremely painful when their battery dies in the middle on a conversation.

Airsoft

While wearing my "Defend Life" shirt, I shot people all weekend.

The Forbidden Fruit

I've been thinking recently on the story of Adam and Eve, and more specifically on the apple, the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Nobody knows what kind of fruit condemned mankind for all of history, but I have an idea...

The fruit is different for every human being, it is the thing or action that we know is wrong, but we justify with excuses, like it's not that bad or it doesn't hurt anybody. We either do it because of our own temptations and selfishness(Eve), or because people we trust, our peers, lead us to it(Adam).
Whether the story of Adam and Eve actually happened or not(there's good arguments for both sides) the moral is the same. We as humans are all sinners, and always have been, we are continuously eating the forbidden fruit, and only through Jesus can we be saved.

Holding Hands

Here's another guest quote for you...

"I wouldn't hold his hand unless I had just severed it from his arm, and am beating him to death with it. Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? *evil laughter*"

Doesn't this quote just bring pleasant images to your mind?