The View

Today's guest quote is from Modest Mouse.


"As life gets longer awful feels softer
And it feels pretty soft to me
And if it takes shit to make bliss
Well I feel pretty blissfully"


I've never had a quote from a band, but these lyrics really jumped out at me.

"The Happening"

Last night I went out to go see "The Happening", a movie by the genius who made "6th Sense", "Signs", and "The Village", M. Night Shyamalan. The movie absolutely sucked, I spent the next few hours trying to figure out why it was even released. The dialog was so horrible it was laughable, the plot was incredible thin, and Night's signature twist at the end never showed up. I sat there watching the end credits wondering if the theater would give me my money back just because the movie sucked.

The straight guy speaks

Today I'm going to state the obvious.

Girls are absolutely amazing, they will drive you insane and make you incredibly happy, all at the same time.

That's all I have to say.

New Club

I need to start a new club, "Men Who Aren't Dickheads". If you would like to know what my definition of of dickhead is, you'll have to ask me outside my blog.

Today I get to drive truck all day.

100th Post

If Paul had a slightly more sadistic side to his personality, this would be the story of him and his hat...







Btw, this is my 100th post. Kinda amazing I'm still around isn't it?

Life on Caffeine

Sorry guy and gals about my slow posting recently, life has decide to go crazy on me, like a teenager after three energy drinks.