A, B, or C?

A. Am I young and stupid?

B. Do I have something worth working for?

C. All of the above

General thought

I noticed today that people are attracted to people who are passionate and stand up for their beliefs.

Halloween

Hanging out in a pitch black basement with a strobe light: headache. Cramming one's self into a cubby hole waiting to jump out: sore legs. Working in a haunted house and making people scream: priceless :)

Voting

The time to cast your ballot is this upcoming Tuesday. But for anyone who got an absentee ballot they have probably voted already, and this includes me. I spent weeks trying to decide which presidential candidate I was going to give my precious vote to.
It wasn't a decision between Obama and McCain, it was between McCain and Baldwin(Constitution/U.S. Taxpayers party). Baldwin is very pro-life, very pro homeschooling, and me voting for him adds to the chance of a third party coming into power someday. But people kept telling me that voting third party is basically giving a vote to Obama, the most anti-life candidate we've seen in decades. So I hesitated marking those little circles on my ballot until I was absolutely sure who was the best choice to give my vote too.
Well a fews days ago there was a speaker on campus from the Acton Institute, Michael Miller, he was speaking on why and how Catholics need to vote with their morals. At the end of his great talk he made a comment, he said "first and foremost vote with your conscience guided by the magisterium of the Church". Vote your conscience, above pride and above political ideals. This took me aback, and made me think about why I was wanting to vote third party. In the end I realized that I was going to vote for Chuck Baldwin because of my political ideals, and even though I hold those ideals very close to my heart, I hold my faith inside my heart.
So at the end of the day I voted for Senator John McCain. Not because I like the guy or his politics, but because deep down I know that he has the only chance of stopping the baby killer, Senator Barack Obama, from taking office.

-Paul

Lets try this again

As you know I've been absent from the blogging scene for several months. Well I'm going to be coming back to The Daily Fahey and gracing the world once again with the Paul.

This first post is what's new with Paul...

I'm in college now, Aquinas College in Grand Rapids. I'm a Theology major with an undecided minor. I love being at school, all my classes(but french :( are great. I'm very active in the Students for Life club, we just finished up Pro-Life week here on campus. I have been dating the amazing Kristina for the past month, we met at daily Mass and have been going good since. I love the gorgeous campus and the people in it. That's my life as is.

Peace!

-Paul

The View

Today's guest quote is from Modest Mouse.


"As life gets longer awful feels softer
And it feels pretty soft to me
And if it takes shit to make bliss
Well I feel pretty blissfully"


I've never had a quote from a band, but these lyrics really jumped out at me.

"The Happening"

Last night I went out to go see "The Happening", a movie by the genius who made "6th Sense", "Signs", and "The Village", M. Night Shyamalan. The movie absolutely sucked, I spent the next few hours trying to figure out why it was even released. The dialog was so horrible it was laughable, the plot was incredible thin, and Night's signature twist at the end never showed up. I sat there watching the end credits wondering if the theater would give me my money back just because the movie sucked.

The straight guy speaks

Today I'm going to state the obvious.

Girls are absolutely amazing, they will drive you insane and make you incredibly happy, all at the same time.

That's all I have to say.

New Club

I need to start a new club, "Men Who Aren't Dickheads". If you would like to know what my definition of of dickhead is, you'll have to ask me outside my blog.

Today I get to drive truck all day.

100th Post

If Paul had a slightly more sadistic side to his personality, this would be the story of him and his hat...







Btw, this is my 100th post. Kinda amazing I'm still around isn't it?

Life on Caffeine

Sorry guy and gals about my slow posting recently, life has decide to go crazy on me, like a teenager after three energy drinks.

Soul Spice

*Puts on loud commercial voice*

Try "Soul Spice", it's like purgatory in your mouth!

Oreos

Another guest quote! This one is by the always charming Mr. Austin Irrer.

"Lust is like Oreos, everyone wants to get the top off to see what's underneath."

I Never Told You What I Do For A Living

Today I'm going to be interrogated by the state police, I was thinking about shaving my head and wearing a wife beater for the occasion.

Soul Meets Body

With last weeks sleep average of five hours a day, and this weeks average of six hours, my mind and body are slowing turning into vegetables(I like asparagus)

Death Cab For Cutie says it all...

I do believe it's true, that there are roads left in both of our shoes. If the silence takes you, then I hope it takes me too. So brown eyes I hold you near, cause you're the only song I want to hear, a melody softly soaring through my atmosphere.

If I Cut My Hair, Hawaii Will Sink

Due to executive possession of a communication device, for an undetermined period of time, I can no longer talk with my phone buddy :'-(
You don't know how blessed you are with something/someone, until you lose them.

Memories

The power at my house has been out all weekend, so I'm now catching up on my posting.

The last couple days I've been taking a look back memory lane with old blogs, old emails, and old chats. I've realized a couple things, that in the last two years I've matured into less of a dork, and that I still go about relationships the exact same way. What I will do with this info, I'm not sure, but it's nice to know.

Documentaries

Over the weekend I watched a couple documentaries, "Lake Of Fire" by Tony Kaye, and "Bowling For Columbine" by Michael Moore.

"Lake Of Fire" is a documentary on abortion in the US, made by Tony Kaye, the same man who directed "American History X". It's pretty recent, released in the US last fall, a very powerful movie, extremely graphic, showing a couple times an abortion being preformed. It clams to be impartial, neither pro-life nor pro-choice favoritism, and in that sense it did a good job of explaining both sides. I can't say that I liked it, because it's not something one enjoys watching, but I did learn quite a bit, coming away with a renewed disgust for the abortion industry, and also a little more sympathy for the pro-choice side.

"Bowling For Columbine" wasn't nearly as good as some of Mr. Moore's other works, I'm a fan of gun control and was hoping that Moore would go into the details, but instead it was more political and anti-Bush. So overall I was disappointed.

The Prestige

I just finished a very enjoyable book, "The Prestige" by Christopher Priest. I liked the story, detailed yet fast paced, and I enjoyed the "journal entry" style of writing that Priest used(it reminded me a little of "Dracula" by Bram Stoker). This book has history, love, revenge, magic, and some amazing twists, well worth your time.

Mario Cart

If You Like Me Check Yes, If Not, I'll Die

*Paul puts on commercial voice*

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Anorexia Nervosa

New Showbread is out today, go check it out here

There's No Health Bar In Real Life

Yesterday I was told that I act like an old married couple, shoot like a blind grandmother, and am the queerest straight guy ever. Throw this in with a delicious cinnamon roll, Halo Two, and the best five minutes I've had in a long time, and I can say that it was one interesting day.

Three Weeks

Three weeks is an excruciatingly long time to go without being able to see a gorgeous person.

New Showbread!!

Lexington(Joey Pea Pot With A Monkey Brain)

Give Them Blood

To appease my affections for blood and needles, yesterday I participated in a Red Cross blood drive.

A Change of Heart

Due to a change of heart, and a bottle of pink disinfectant, I got my golf cart back this morning. YAY! My early morning buddy is back!

Memoirs of a Golf Cart

This morning at work I lost a friend, a companion, an accomplice, this morning I lost my golf cart privileges. Due to infection control policies, I can no longer pick up dirty laundry in the same vehicle that patients ride in. I have some great memories with that cart, the skid marks in the lawn, the doughnuts in the parking lot, the "excessive acceleration", and all the good times we had at 6:00 in the morning. I will miss you golf cart, may you have a good life without me.

Sore legs. Sore ass.

I went for a seven mile bike ride yesterday, I hadn't ridden a bike in almost three years, I might do it again today.

iRack

Dirty Rooms and Dirty Quarters

Yesterday I took a four hour expedition through my room, and totally made it look amazing. I fought piles of clothes, stacks of papers, and the always dangerous dust bunnies.
You can find some interesting stuff while cleaning your room, receipts from Christmas, Nintendo 64 controllers, a cool flashlight, and a dirty quarter that I bought from a pretty girl. Overall it was definitely worth my time and effort.

Single Guy

I've come to the conclusion that there's people meant to be single, and people meant to be married, Now this can change, I know about a guy who was married for over ten years, his wife died, then a few years later he goes through the seminary. I've also come to the conclusion that at this time I'm not meant to be single. I feel the constant need to be with another human, I feel the need to give my self to another person in unselfish love, and I have a lingering loneliness that doesn't let up unless I'm with another person. Now this doesn't mean I will go out and date whoever walks by, but it means that if I'm not in some way together with somebody, I will be actively searching for somebody. One of my worst fears is living by myself.

Shaving

After waiting for the last five days, I finally shaved last night! It's amazing how much friendlier your face feels after getting rid of the excess stubble. Shaving is also great fun, besides the fact that you're scraping a razor blade over your jugular, you get the aerosol can of shaving gel that expands to a very nice smelling lather when you put in on your face. I think men have fast growing facial hair, just so they have an excuse to shave it off every day.

Norm Job

Peeve of the day:
Three minutes before your supposed to punch out, your coworker gives you one last thing to do, making you punch out seven minutes late, seven minutes that you'll never get back.

Personal Carrot

Being somebody's carrot is great fun, it's kinda like being somebody's personal fitness trainer, only you taste better.

Cell Phones

Cell phones are amazing gadgets, communication to anybody in the world, sitting there in your pocket, but they're also extremely painful when their battery dies in the middle on a conversation.

Airsoft

While wearing my "Defend Life" shirt, I shot people all weekend.

The Forbidden Fruit

I've been thinking recently on the story of Adam and Eve, and more specifically on the apple, the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Nobody knows what kind of fruit condemned mankind for all of history, but I have an idea...

The fruit is different for every human being, it is the thing or action that we know is wrong, but we justify with excuses, like it's not that bad or it doesn't hurt anybody. We either do it because of our own temptations and selfishness(Eve), or because people we trust, our peers, lead us to it(Adam).
Whether the story of Adam and Eve actually happened or not(there's good arguments for both sides) the moral is the same. We as humans are all sinners, and always have been, we are continuously eating the forbidden fruit, and only through Jesus can we be saved.

Holding Hands

Here's another guest quote for you...

"I wouldn't hold his hand unless I had just severed it from his arm, and am beating him to death with it. Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? *evil laughter*"

Doesn't this quote just bring pleasant images to your mind?

Politics

It amazes me how much the politics in the legislature resemble the politics in highschool.

Paul Fahey: The Big Job Hunter

Out in the wilderness of "The Town", Paul Fahey is patiently hunting for the ever elusive Job, this is a challenge unlike anything he has ever faced.

When I was your age...

All the trouble you kids get into these days, when I was your age I just didn't have the time...

Life, Kisses, And Other Wasted Efforts

Sorry it's been so long since a post, this past week was crazy, I'm still feeling the stress effects, a sever lack of sleep and acne breaking out. But oh well, The Beatles said it best, "La la la la life goes on".

Showbread has finally released new music from their upcoming albums, and it sounds absolutely amazing, like a mix between their "Age Of Reptiles" and "Life, Kisses, And Other Wasted Efforts" albums. I just love these guys.

"Freedom"

Single guys make up stories about how great being single is just to impress their single friends, who are just as miserable and lonely as they are.

Just Don't Care

Paul's philosophy number three...

I've had this philosophy for a few years now, it could be my best one, and hardest to follow. "Just don't care". This doesn't mean that one shouldn't care about people, or care about life, it means that one needs to learn how to let some things go. If a situation is out of your control, you've done your best and yet it's still going to end up bad, you need to sit back and not care. When you're worried about what somebody might think of you, just do your best and then not care. People worry and stress about some of the dumbest things, and it literally rips them apart inside, when you can let something out of your hands and be free of it, your life will be much happier.

Makes perfect sense to me...

Molesting Bushes

Another one of Paul's philosophies on life...

Always touch something before you molest it, you need to be certain there's no thorns.

I know this sounds rather nasty, but it came out of the lawn guy at work telling me to go screw(I'm using family friendly words) a bush, then later that week I was trimming a bush and leaning way into it to get the back branches, not knowing there was thorns. So no, I'm not a pervert, I just hate bushes.

A Monty Python Classic

"Inevitable"

Do you remember when we were just kids
And cardboard boxes took us miles from what we would miss
Schoolyard conversations taken to heart
And laughter took the place of everything we knew we were not

I wanna break every clock
The hands of time could never move again
We could stay in this moment (stay in this moment)
For the rest of our lives
Is it over now hey, is it over now

I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have
I wanna be your last, first kiss

Amazing how life turns out the way that it does
We end up hurting the ones, the only ones we really love

I wanna break every clock
The hands of time could never move again
We could stay in this moment (stay in this moment)
For the rest of our lives
Is it over now hey, is it over now

I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have
I wanna be your last, first kiss

Is it over now hey, it's over now
Is it over how hey, it's not over now

I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have (that you'll ever have)
I wanna be your last, first love (that you'll ever have)
Till you're lying here beside me with arms and eyes open wide
I wanna be your last, first kiss for all time

-Anberlin

Corsage

Yesterday I went into the flower shop in Carson to buy a corsage for the prom, I swear that place just sucks out any trace of testosterone one has in them. I went to the front desk and asked to see what they had for prom corsages, and the reaction I get was "Aww, are you going to the prom?", I wanted to answer "No, I'm just buying a one to wear around the house", but I was polite, charming, and just answer with simple yes. But in the end it was worth going into the flower shop, because the corsage I picked out is absolutely gorgeous.

Success by Comparison

One of Paul's philosophies on life...

Success by Comparison

If you drive a beat-up rust bucket, don't park next to the Mustang or Lamborghini, park next to that one car in the parking lot that looks worse then yours. Essentially what you're doing is making your car look better, without actually doing any work.
The same thing works for friends. If you're dumb and ugly, don't hang out with smart and beautiful people who'll make you look dumb, hang out with people dumber and uglier then you*, become their leader, and take over the world(or at least a Wal-Mart). You'll make yourself look like a brilliant leader, without actually doing anything smart(besides following this advice).


*I don't necessarily follow my own advice, and I don't pick my friends based on looks or intelligence

Tupperware

Clinton, Granholm, and Stabenow should all get together and have a Tupperware bitch party, then they'll have a hobby other then killing innocent americans.

Education

Because of a fluke caused by an epic literary illness, I got to be a last minute facilitator at our highschool Socrates discussion group yesterday. And because I was the facilitator, I had to be non-opinionated and refrain from arguing my thoughts. So now I'm going to voice them here.

The topic was on public education in this country...

With a recent national survey of dozens of major cities showing, on average, that the highschool graduation rate is only 75%, there is an obvious problem with the state of public education in this country. Now being homeschooled my entire life, I don't know what it's like in a public highschool, so I can't preach about the internal functions. What I do know is that competition breeds a desire to make one's self better, the more competition you have, the better and cheaper you will have to be to compete. Right now the public school holds a huge percentage of the education, while private, charter, and homeschools are the minority, the reason this is so, is because of money. Public school get tons of money from taxes and the government, where as, in comparison, private and charter school get very little, and homeschools get absolutely nothing(except maybe a 25% discount at the local bookstore). So it's generally a lot more expensive for a parent to send there kids to a private school verses a public school, therefor the private schools aren't big enough to compete with the public school system. So the solution that I think would work, is for the government to spread tax and grant money to ALL schools equally, based on the number of student attending. This would cause the school to be on a more equal level, making the schools compete for the enrollment of students, in turn forcing the schools to raise the bar when it comes to education, sports, and faculty, because parents will now have a choice of where so send their kids. Now since the schools will all be different, some with competent leaders and some without, and some putting more focus on one subject over another. The government needs to make sure our nation's generations are getting a complete education by implementing nation-wide standardized tests(like the ACT or SAT) that every student will need to pass to complete elementary, middle, and high school. So essentially education would free market capitalism style, with the government setting national standards.

Wow, that ended up a little longer then I thought. Please feel free to argue with me!

Early morning thoughts

Call me odd, but I've never really liked the phrases "my girl" or "my woman". They imply that one would have some type of ownership over another, like "my iPod" or "my car", to me it almost sounds degrading to the girl involved. A girlfriend(or boyfriend) is an equal to the other, not by any type of ownership or agreement do they belong to each other, they belong to each other out of love and caring. Just some early morning thoughts.

Senator's husband entangled in prostitution sting

Here's some recent news that barely got any media attention, Debbie Stabenow's(one of our Democratic Senators) husband was caught in a police sting aimed at catching prostitutes.


Really doesn't surprise me, with a wife that obnoxious and ugly.

Orange Flowers

Things I noticed this weekend...
Roses are way over rated(go with orange flowers), doing nothing is a lot more fun then it sounds, and Owen Wilson is more fun to look at then George Clooney.

"And if a double-decker bus, crashes into us. To die by your side, such a heavenly way to die. And if a ten-ton truck, kills the both of us. To die by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine" - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Starbucks

The chairs at Starbucks are too far apart.

Last night

My car is downright gorgeous, but still not nearly as gorgeous as the passenger who rode in it...

The Three Amigos

Tomorrow the Three Amigos will ride again for a day, and even though powerful forces will tell us not to work together, in their next breath they will send the three of us off on a tedious maintenance quest. It's like the reunion special of a bad TV show.

XKCD

These web comics are hilarious, geeky romantic sarcasm. Just a warning though, they're not for everybody, some are rather profane and crude.

Guest Quote

Today I'm using another guest quote...

"With the tax breaks, and social security money, children are practically an investment, and starting your portfolio is great fun."

The author wishes to remain nameless.

Edit: The auther now wishes to be known as "The Little Guy"

Spring Break

It's Spring Break! A time for going on vacation, sitting on a beach, and all around do nothing lazy goodness, that's unless you work in maintenance, then it's picking up trash and cleaning out the lawn shed 40 hours a week. Yay!

Senior Pictures

Since it's hard for me to make a good judgment of myself, I'm asking for your people's opinion. I just finished getting my senior pictures taken(thank you Chanda!), and I'm trying to decide which ones to pick.

I've already decided on this one for sure...





Now I need to pick two out of the next four...
#1

#2

#3

#4

Please leave your comments, and let me know what you think. :)

Super Smash Bros.

Now I don't consider myself much of a geek, very rarely do I play video games for long periods of time and I'm never very good at any of them, but yesterday I completely geeked-out. I must have played "Super Smash Brothers Brawl" for at least 5 hours, played Risk, went bowling, and played tennis without a net, and all this without any girls present, I don't know what's happening to me.

Save the Emos!

The reason I'm so deaf...

It's not just me, all teenagers are stupid! :)

Mad As Rabbits

My Internet officially works now...as long as I keep my TV unhooked.

In other news, it snowed last night, and the roads suck.

The Music Gurus

Go to The Music Gurus, and check out the best music blog ever!!

Stone Age

My Internet died yesterday afternoon, so I'm posting from my iPod
while I'm at work. I don't know when it'll be working again, they're
supposed to come out to fix it sometime today, but until then I'm
stuck in the stone age.

Update: I'm back, but not sure for how long.

Gut Feelings

On Monday I was up half the night with a gut feeling that something I wouldn't like would happen yesterday, and that something did happen, but now I'm glad it did. Gotta love being a teenager :)

V for Vendetta

"We're So Starving"

"Oh, how it's been so long.
We're so sorry we've been gone.
We were busy writing songs for...
you!"

When I woke up this morning I turned on my Lappy, pushed the 'download' button, and Panic At The Disco's "Pretty. Odd." was in my living room. I quickly synced up my iPods, and headed off to work. This album left me speechless with amazement, it's a unique musical experience that surpasses "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out". Every note will leave you begging for another one, every line will stick in your mind for days. Panic has matured both musically and lyrically, it's amazing that this is only their sophomore album. Talent like this is one in a million, my hat goes off to Panic At The Disco.

Dr. Death

Dr. Jack Kevorkian is running for congress, lets pray to God that he doesn't get elected(but if he does, he might get a chance to pop off a few crappy politicians).

Lack of Tact

I once again have proven by ability to be absolutely tactless.

Happy Easter!

Good Friday

God himself suffered and died today, and he did it for us, insignificant pieces of flesh standing on a hunk of rock.

On the same note as yesterday...

Yesterday on the "Today Show" they gave this piece about how 25% of marriages have to deal with infidelity, so they asked a panel of experts(all men) why these numbers are so high. The "experts" argument was that men, like all male animals, are hardwired to want to have as many babies, with as many different women, as possible, this expands, strengthens, and diversifies the gene pool. I think that's the biggest cop-out I've heard so far, yes men are wired to want to have sex, but that's not anywhere near an excuse to cheat on your wife. It's a sad society when "I can't help myself, I'm wired to do this" becomes a legitimate excuse for sinful actions.

Marriage

I was watching the "Today Show" a couple days ago, and they had a couple on that just had their 83rd wedding anniversary. They got married in 1925, he was 18, and she was 16. In the society we live in now, it's considered a "bad idea" to get married at a young age, because of a lack of maturity, but the society we live in now also has a 50% divorce rate. Are those two things related? I believe they are. Now I'm not saying everybody should get married young, both parties involved do need to be mature. But I believe that when you get married young(lets say before 20), you finish your last few years of growing with your spouse, your personalities develop together into a better relationship. Just wanted to share my thoughts, please argue with me :)

Grand Theft Auto, Gardening, and Panic!

This morning I helped somebody break into somebody else's car, it was
surprisingly fun.

Speaking of cars, I'll be getting my car back the first of April!!
Better gas mileage than my truck, way prettier than my truck, and a
bigger back seat than my truck(for gardening :) I love my car!

Seven more days until Panic! At The Disco's new album "Pretty. Odd."
comes out, I'm practically holding my breath with excitement.

White Irish Peoples

This made me smile, and sadly there's some truth to it.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!

Okay, so it's not the official celebration of St. Patrick's feast day, it was moved to the 15th(I think), because of today being the Monday of Holy Week. But it's still March 17th, and my Irish blood is screaming Saint Patrick's Day!

Happy Palm Sunday

Today we praise God, Friday we kill Him.

The "Hell in Highschool Trilogy" is finished!

The MME is finally over!! I left Carson Highschool knowing that I did my best, that I'll probably never have to go back into that building, and with some random girl's phone number.

Natives and Shrinks

Testing all of yesterday morning at the highschool just reaffirmed my belief in the stupidity of Carson City natives(excluding a select few). I go into the highschool whenever I think I'm having a bad day, and after about an hour of observing the locals, my life starts looking just gorgeous. It's cheaper than going to a shrink.

ACT

In less than one hour I'll be taking the ACT, it will be the second,
and hopefully last, time I'm taking it. I have zero worries about it,
only because I already have a good score, so there's no pressure. Ahh,
the joys of highschool.

Sleep Habits

When I become President, I'm going to propose completely getting rid of Daylight Savings Time, due to the fact that it screws up maintenance worker's sleep habit.

Catholic Churches

Setting aside all other religious and moral differences, Catholic have, by far, the prettiest churches.

Babysitting

Due to chronic sleep deprivation and just plain busyness, I'm using a guest quote as my post today...

"Babysitting while in highschool is like being a teenage parent, only without the fun part" by Trenton

You guys will probably hate this guest quote as much as you hated the last one I posted, but coming from him it was just hilarious.

SiCKO

Last night I watched "SiCKO" by Michael Moore, a two hour movie-documentary on healthcare in the United States and other countries. I enjoyed the movie, there were a couple things that I'd like to have had more detail on, but overall I thought Moore argued his opinion on national healthcare very well. Now I don't like Michael Moore as a person, he seems very pushy and obnoxious(plus he's a left wing nut case), but I like his style of writing and directing. I think that anybody interested in politics and healthcare should watch it, whether they agree with nationalized healthcare or not.

"I Got Ten Friends And A Crowbar That Say You Ain't Gonna Do Jack"

I encourage ya'll to go listen to a cd that you haven't picked up in months. I just listened to "They're Only Chasing Safety" for the first time in six months, and it's just as amazing now, as it was when I first heard it.

GOP Nominee

And John McCain is now the GOP nominee, so long Huckabee, you put up a valiant fight. You can read about it here. Now what really pisses me off(sorry for the outburst), is that CNN article doesn't mention anything about Ron Paul! I want to know what happened to the guy who stood for our nation's founding principles.

The Catholic Blog Awards

If you don't live in Ohio or Texas, but you still really want to vote today, don't fret! Go to The Catholic Blog Awards, and vote for Captain Hat as the Best New Catholic Blog. You know you want to!

Panera Bread

The tomato soup at Panera Bread is amazing, almost as amazing as...

"Gorgeous" Serial Killer

I learned that using the words "Beautiful", "Gorgeous", and "Pretty" make me a 35 year old serial killer. Gotta enjoy life to the fullest...

I'm Back

I made it through the extraction of my wisdom, I have survived! The best parts were the "not having to go to work" part, and the "I just had a vicodin, and I feel great" part.

Drugs, Chronic Pain, and maybe Death

At 10:45 this morning I'll be going in for major sugary, the oral extraction of my wisdom. I could die from the anesthesia, suffer from chronic pain for days, and go crazy from taking the pain pills. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Religion

Very interesting stuff

Presidents and Proverbs

I was watching CNN yesterday(gotta love the liberal media), and they
had a guy on who was talking about how it was Al Gore who won the 2000
election. This is true, it is also true that Bill Clinton was
impeached for his "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!",
and yet still finished out his term as president.

"All is fair in love and war"

Star Wars

It gives me happy feelings knowing that little kids are being exposed to the classic...

Alligators

Did you know that alligators have serial numbers printed on the inside of their skulls?

Calendars

Larry's calendars are obsolete, because everything is now digital.

Girlfriends and Subway

I'm using a guest quote this morning, I hope you don't mind, and I hope I'm not misquoting.

"A good girlfriend is like a subway sandwich, tasty, filling, and healthy. A bad girlfriend is like Mc. Donald's, unhealthy, cheap, and always leaving you wanting more."

Again I'm sorry if I misquoted, I haven't heard this spoken in over a year(and there could be a reason for that...)

Carson highschool

Carson City highschool has been open THREE days in a row!! The first time since January! Next week they might actually by open a full week, when will the madness end!?!

Of Giant Bugs and Trekkies

I just saw an awesome movie, "Cloverfield", unique, scary, and funny all mixed into a wicked 85 minute package. Before the movie started, they showed a trailer for a new movie coming out in December, this movie is completely geeking me out. They're making a new "Star Trek" movie!! Directed by none other then the genius behind "LOST", "MI3", and "Cloverfield", Mr. J. J. Abrams! I'm sorry, but my trekkie is showing.

Parents

Parents seem to have the uncanny ability to read my mind, then
misinterpret my thoughts.

Presidents Day

Presidents Day was a good idea when it started, but now it's just an excuse for car dealers and Art-Van to have a sale.