Molesting Bushes

Another one of Paul's philosophies on life...

Always touch something before you molest it, you need to be certain there's no thorns.

I know this sounds rather nasty, but it came out of the lawn guy at work telling me to go screw(I'm using family friendly words) a bush, then later that week I was trimming a bush and leaning way into it to get the back branches, not knowing there was thorns. So no, I'm not a pervert, I just hate bushes.