*Paul puts on commercial voice*
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Wow...that was random. Funny but random.
ReplyDeleteWow... sounds painful... ;)
ReplyDelete...wow.
ReplyDeleteWow? All of you guys said wow? It's the kind of humor that breeds from very little sleep.
ReplyDelete"Wow" as in "shocking," "what the heck?" "what's wrong with Paul these days?" and "he needs more sleep." ;)
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