Soul Spice

*Puts on loud commercial voice*

Try "Soul Spice", it's like purgatory in your mouth!

Oreos

Another guest quote! This one is by the always charming Mr. Austin Irrer.

"Lust is like Oreos, everyone wants to get the top off to see what's underneath."

I Never Told You What I Do For A Living

Today I'm going to be interrogated by the state police, I was thinking about shaving my head and wearing a wife beater for the occasion.

Soul Meets Body

With last weeks sleep average of five hours a day, and this weeks average of six hours, my mind and body are slowing turning into vegetables(I like asparagus)

Death Cab For Cutie says it all...

I do believe it's true, that there are roads left in both of our shoes. If the silence takes you, then I hope it takes me too. So brown eyes I hold you near, cause you're the only song I want to hear, a melody softly soaring through my atmosphere.

If I Cut My Hair, Hawaii Will Sink

Due to executive possession of a communication device, for an undetermined period of time, I can no longer talk with my phone buddy :'-(
You don't know how blessed you are with something/someone, until you lose them.

Memories

The power at my house has been out all weekend, so I'm now catching up on my posting.

The last couple days I've been taking a look back memory lane with old blogs, old emails, and old chats. I've realized a couple things, that in the last two years I've matured into less of a dork, and that I still go about relationships the exact same way. What I will do with this info, I'm not sure, but it's nice to know.

Documentaries

Over the weekend I watched a couple documentaries, "Lake Of Fire" by Tony Kaye, and "Bowling For Columbine" by Michael Moore.

"Lake Of Fire" is a documentary on abortion in the US, made by Tony Kaye, the same man who directed "American History X". It's pretty recent, released in the US last fall, a very powerful movie, extremely graphic, showing a couple times an abortion being preformed. It clams to be impartial, neither pro-life nor pro-choice favoritism, and in that sense it did a good job of explaining both sides. I can't say that I liked it, because it's not something one enjoys watching, but I did learn quite a bit, coming away with a renewed disgust for the abortion industry, and also a little more sympathy for the pro-choice side.

"Bowling For Columbine" wasn't nearly as good as some of Mr. Moore's other works, I'm a fan of gun control and was hoping that Moore would go into the details, but instead it was more political and anti-Bush. So overall I was disappointed.

The Prestige

I just finished a very enjoyable book, "The Prestige" by Christopher Priest. I liked the story, detailed yet fast paced, and I enjoyed the "journal entry" style of writing that Priest used(it reminded me a little of "Dracula" by Bram Stoker). This book has history, love, revenge, magic, and some amazing twists, well worth your time.

Mario Cart

If You Like Me Check Yes, If Not, I'll Die

*Paul puts on commercial voice*

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Anorexia Nervosa

New Showbread is out today, go check it out here

There's No Health Bar In Real Life

Yesterday I was told that I act like an old married couple, shoot like a blind grandmother, and am the queerest straight guy ever. Throw this in with a delicious cinnamon roll, Halo Two, and the best five minutes I've had in a long time, and I can say that it was one interesting day.

Three Weeks

Three weeks is an excruciatingly long time to go without being able to see a gorgeous person.

New Showbread!!

Lexington(Joey Pea Pot With A Monkey Brain)

Give Them Blood

To appease my affections for blood and needles, yesterday I participated in a Red Cross blood drive.

A Change of Heart

Due to a change of heart, and a bottle of pink disinfectant, I got my golf cart back this morning. YAY! My early morning buddy is back!

Memoirs of a Golf Cart

This morning at work I lost a friend, a companion, an accomplice, this morning I lost my golf cart privileges. Due to infection control policies, I can no longer pick up dirty laundry in the same vehicle that patients ride in. I have some great memories with that cart, the skid marks in the lawn, the doughnuts in the parking lot, the "excessive acceleration", and all the good times we had at 6:00 in the morning. I will miss you golf cart, may you have a good life without me.

Sore legs. Sore ass.

I went for a seven mile bike ride yesterday, I hadn't ridden a bike in almost three years, I might do it again today.

iRack

Dirty Rooms and Dirty Quarters

Yesterday I took a four hour expedition through my room, and totally made it look amazing. I fought piles of clothes, stacks of papers, and the always dangerous dust bunnies.
You can find some interesting stuff while cleaning your room, receipts from Christmas, Nintendo 64 controllers, a cool flashlight, and a dirty quarter that I bought from a pretty girl. Overall it was definitely worth my time and effort.

Single Guy

I've come to the conclusion that there's people meant to be single, and people meant to be married, Now this can change, I know about a guy who was married for over ten years, his wife died, then a few years later he goes through the seminary. I've also come to the conclusion that at this time I'm not meant to be single. I feel the constant need to be with another human, I feel the need to give my self to another person in unselfish love, and I have a lingering loneliness that doesn't let up unless I'm with another person. Now this doesn't mean I will go out and date whoever walks by, but it means that if I'm not in some way together with somebody, I will be actively searching for somebody. One of my worst fears is living by myself.